Thursday, February 4, 2010

The US Government Has Isolated The Evil Gene

So, the government must have isolated the evil gene, because (according to it has been storing baby's DNA and can guarantee that the DNA information is safe with them. They must have tested everyone with access to that genetic information for the "evil" gene and found no one was a carrier. I hope they remembered to test for the "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" gene and the "morally ambiguous for the sake of scientific research" gene. Though the "It's for your own good, pat pat" gene has been found in the majority of US government officials.